Pepisms : Lessons in Coolness

Sometimes my mom says the most hysterical things so I've decided that I am going to start posting these gems.

Last night, I was over at her house watching the finale of American Idol (and yes, I think it is a bunch of BS that Adam didn't win and I now am out a lunch over it but I digress...) We were watching the Black Eyed Peas perform. She has downloaded a few of their songs before for her "walk mix" and I was telling her that she would really enjoy 'Boom Boom Pow'. So she turns up the speakers so loud that my step-dad decides he can't take it anymore and goes upstairs to bed (or to just hide his head under the pillow).

So I say..."Yeah, their new album comes out on June 9th."

Pepism...."It DROPS June 9th"

In the words of Suzanne Bruner, I said, "Well Pardon Fucking Me."